The Unofficial Duck Dynasty Guide to Enjoying Memorial Day Weekend
Tomorrow is get away day! Memorial Day weekend is the perfect time to spend in the country. And who knows better about country living than the Robertsons? No one. So here’s the unofficial Duck Dynasty Guide to enjoying Memorial Day weekend.
Keep it spontaneous…
“When you don’t know what you’re doing it’s best to do it quickly.” – Jase Robertson
“Here we gooooo!!!!” — Jep Robertson
“Time for some motivation. Hold on to your hat.” – Jase Robertson
Keep it interesting…
“Is this turning into a near death experience…possibly. Does this add to the adventure…absolutely!” –Jase Robertson
“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.” — Jase Robertson
Make your meals memorable…
“Squirrel brains make you smart.” – Kay Robertson
“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones…and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si Robertson
“Crawfish Pie.” – Willie Robertson
Keep it country…
“You can put camouflage on anything and it automatically becomes cool.” – Si Robertson
“Camo does make everything look better!!” – Jep Robertson
“Faith, family, facial hair, and #4 feathered fowl.” – Jase Robertson
Keep it DIY…
“Redneck rule number one, most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.”-Jase Robertson
“Work hard for your own crap.” – Willie Robertson
“I figure everyone living in a city starting with Fort appreciates the gesture. Let’s build a fort and live with confidence.” – Jase Robertson
Keep it real…
“That’s right….I got smoke coming outta my duck call, that’s cool I don’t care who u are!!” – Jep Robertson
“I like a bunch of books, problem is, I read first 4 chaps, get fired up, forget to finish.” – Willie Robertson
“Gotta go quack some skulls in the duck call room.”– Willie Robertson
“’Hey’ can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.” –Si Robertson
Whatever you do this Memorial Day weekend, if you have a Duck Dynasty frame of mind, your weekend will certainly be entertaining.
Happy Memorial Day!
